About



I'm Red; a sometimes writer, most-times procrastinator living in Manchester, UK. I work as a bookseller to fund my book-buying habit.

If you asked my friends for words to describe
me they would probably say: "tetris", "bananas", "orcs". And they would be correct.

Things I don't wait to leave are: games of Dungeons & Dragons, a good cup of coffee, competitive punning matches. (Although it is embarrassing how long it took me to think of that very brief list.)

My most notable achievement is that I am five years sober. My least notable achievement is that I learnt how to apply eyeliner at the age of thirty.